Burglar Breaking Through Window Bleeds To Death

Thanks to Carol for finding this story of natural selection in action. Seems one not-to-smart choir boy broke into a woman's home, cutting himself as he broke through the window glass and expiring inside the mobile home.

I can just imagine the 911 call-

911, what's your emergency?

A man broke into my house, he's in the front room!

Maam, are you in immediate danger? Is anyone injured?

No, his bleeding stopped already...

Dumbass!